When I was a younger, more volatile man I would’ve blown a fucking gasket seeing Tom Brady ranked only #4 on the NFL Top 100 list. Is it a complete fucking joke? Of course it’s a complete fucking joke. But recently I realized that I understand Tom Brady in a way that the mass ignorant NFL heathens do not. I am Buddha to his nirvana, Moses to his burning bush, Colonel Sanders to his fried chicken. I pity the pathetic souls that would choose Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees or Calvin Johnson over Thomas Brady. I do.
May peace be upon Tom Brady’s name.