June 28, 2012
When I was a younger, more volatile man I would’ve blown a fucking gasket seeing Tom Brady ranked only #4 on the NFL Top 100 list.  Is it a complete fucking joke?  Of course it’s a complete fucking joke.  But recently I realized that I understand Tom Brady in a way that the mass ignorant NFL heathens do not.  I am Buddha to his nirvana, Moses to his burning bush, Colonel Sanders to his fried chicken.  I pity the pathetic souls that would choose Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees or Calvin Johnson over Thomas Brady.  I do.  
May peace be upon Tom Brady’s name.
Deuces

When I was a younger, more volatile man I would’ve blown a fucking gasket seeing Tom Brady ranked only #4 on the NFL Top 100 list.  Is it a complete fucking joke?  Of course it’s a complete fucking joke.  But recently I realized that I understand Tom Brady in a way that the mass ignorant NFL heathens do not.  I am Buddha to his nirvana, Moses to his burning bush, Colonel Sanders to his fried chicken.  I pity the pathetic souls that would choose Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees or Calvin Johnson over Thomas Brady.  I do.  

May peace be upon Tom Brady’s name.

Deuces

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