— Ray Allen
So Bron Bron finally finished dumping on Cleveland’s chest and got his ring. Seriously tho, got me thinking about where he ranks all-time on the “greatest NBA players of all time list.” For reference, the Bible (AKA Simmons’ Book of Basketball) has this top 20 as of the end of the 2010 season (players active at end of 2012 in bold).
- Michael Jordan
- Bill Russell
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- Magic Johnson
- Larry Bird
- Wilt Chamberlain
- Tim Duncan
- Kobe Bryant
- Jerry West
- Oscar Robertson
- Hakeem Olajuwon
- Shaquille O’Neal
- Moses Malone (cut-off for “the Pantheon”)
- John Havlicek
- Elgin Baylor
- Julius Erving
- Bob Pettit
- Karl Malone
- Charles Barkley
- LeBron Jam
To celebrate that Shane Battier airball, here is a picture of him getting blown away by a fellow Douche Blue Devil. Who’s white and JJ Redick.
Sidenote: I’m pretty sure Shane Battier went to the Heat because it’s the only team where he’s only the third biggest douche.
If you’re rooting for the Miami Heat tonight, you’ve probably never been doubted, criticized or told you weren’t good enough. You’ve probably had someone present you with an easy way out of a tough situation, instead of working your way through it. You’ve probably never understood the difference between a group of individuals and a team.
And tonight, you’re probably going to lose.
Sports Illustrated has an article claiming that the Celtics “are offering point guard Rajon Rondo, forward Jeff Green, and two future first-round draft picks for New Orleans Hornets point guard Chris Paul” and that Paul will not be on the hook for more than next season, giving him the opportunity to leave if he so chooses. However, the Celtics hope Paul could possibly entice Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard to the team following next season, according to the report.”
I realize this is unlikely to happen, but just imagine this scenario: CP3 (who will need a new number because both 3 and 33 are retired for the C’s) hooks up with the Big 3 and leads them to one last title, including an absolute ass-whooping in the Eastern Conference Finals clincher in Miami, causing Chris Bosh to have a nervous breakdown and run screaming into the night never to be seen again, and LeBron James once again choking like a Mexican hooker on a donkey’s dick (Wade will, as always, look like he doesn’t give a fuck). THEN, KG and Allen retire, leading the way for CP3 and Pierce to team up with DWIGHT HOWARD to form an even greater Big 3 and collectively jam their cocks down LeBron James’ throat until he retires.
Also, we still don’t know where Chris Bosh is.
Just a thought
The Heat sold their souls, Lebron would never get a Ring without The Devil's Help!
Back from my weekend :)
I’m OFFICIALLY going to Boston College! How exciting!
Sadly, in other news, I gave in to the temptations of food in Boston...
ON THAT 4-0 SWAG.. WE ARE FAR FROM DONE
lets go eagles
Sometimes I love my school.
AND SOMETIMES I FUCKING LOVE MY SCHOOL.
LMFAO SO I GUESS RIGHT NOW WE'LL GET ANOTHER DOUBLE PLAY