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The first thing I thought when I saw Mo Vaughn in the NESN booth was “HOLY SHIT, THAT’S RICK ROSS!” Then they were like “this is Mo Vaughn” and I was like “oh that makes more sense.” But then I thought about it more, and I’m like 95% sure that Mo Vaughn retired in 2003 and just changed his name to Rick Ross. Proof: Do you think this is a picture of Mo or Rick? Ha. Trick question. BOSS
Edit: Holy shit, look at that sandwich. Imagine the fuckin’ mountain of crap he turned that into.
So apparently today a Greyhound bus that was carrying a bunch of bull semen spilled it all over the highway somewhere in Tennessee. I mean that sounds shocking for a lot of reasons, right, but if you break it down, it’s really not. Okay, Greyhound bus carrying bull jizz. What you’re gonna tell me that’s the weirdest thing you ever heard about on a Greyhound bus? If that bull cum had bull AIDS, then MAYBE I’m a bit surprised.
And Tennessee? You think they’re not used to shit like this happening all the time? I mean the state is basically a bunch of farm animals and Nashville, which is like a redneck hybrid of LA and Las Vegas. Once a week you hear about some shitfaced country star hijacking a tractor and decorating the highway with some demonic farm animal semen cocktail.
No, the big deal about this story, and what everyone is missing, is how fucking funny it would be to be on that bus. Like you’re just jamming out on your iPod to Watch The Throne or Thursday, when you glance out the window and see a whole pile of cars spinning around on a thousand gallons of bull semen like they just hit a banana peel in Mario Kart. I literally cannot think of anything better you could see out of the window of a car, let alone a fucking Greyhound bus. PLEASE let someone have filled this.
Blasphemy! Have I lost my fuckin’ mind? Maybe, maybe. But I figured why the fuck not right? I’m from Boston, which means I automatically know more about sports than anyone who would vote in this poll (AKA New Yorkers). And it’s a really great wake-up call to every arrogant New York fan who brags about how his city has used its 84 pro sports teams to accumulate more titles than any other city in the country. Either you’re way too young to have seen most of them, or you’re old as fuck! Die already! Anyway, without further ado…
Vandy 311’s Picks for the ESPN New York Hall of Fame:
The Heat sold their souls, Lebron would never get a Ring without The Devil's Help!
Back from my weekend :)
I’m OFFICIALLY going to Boston College! How exciting!
Sadly, in other news, I gave in to the temptations of food in Boston...
ON THAT 4-0 SWAG.. WE ARE FAR FROM DONE
lets go eagles
Sometimes I love my school.
AND SOMETIMES I FUCKING LOVE MY SCHOOL.
LMFAO SO I GUESS RIGHT NOW WE'LL GET ANOTHER DOUBLE PLAY