So apparently today a Greyhound bus that was carrying a bunch of bull semen spilled it all over the highway somewhere in Tennessee.  I mean that sounds shocking for a lot of reasons, right, but if you break it down, it’s really not.  Okay, Greyhound bus carrying bull jizz.  What you’re gonna tell me that’s the weirdest thing you ever heard about on a Greyhound bus?  If that bull cum had bull AIDS, then MAYBE I’m a bit surprised. 

And Tennessee?  You think they’re not used to shit like this happening all the time?  I mean the state is basically a bunch of farm animals and Nashville, which is like a redneck hybrid of LA and Las Vegas.  Once a week you hear about some shitfaced country star hijacking a tractor and decorating the highway with some demonic farm animal semen cocktail. 

No, the big deal about this story, and what everyone is missing, is how fucking funny it would be to be on that bus.  Like you’re just jamming out on your iPod to Watch The Throne or Thursday, when you glance out the window and see a whole pile of cars spinning around on a thousand gallons of bull semen like they just hit a banana peel in Mario Kart.  I literally cannot think of anything better you could see out of the window of a car, let alone a fucking Greyhound bus.  PLEASE let someone have filled this.

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