SHIT BC GUYS SAY awwww yeah
If BC was called Newton University, then BU would have literally no comebacks when getting heckled at hockey games.
I have arrived. Stay tuned
This is a picture of KiD CuDi at Boston College’s 2010 Fall Concert. It wasn’t a great show, but it was a good time and a memorable night. The 2011 Spring Concert with J. Cole and Wale was even better. But because two many dumbass fucking freshmen got drunk off their asses and had to be ambulanced out of them, BC canceled the 2011 Fall Concert. Saying something about “a culture of binge drinking” that surrounds it.
Uh no BC, the culture of binge drinking on campus comes from being an Irish Catholic school and having 40,000 alumni come back every Saturday for a football game and waking up the students with their drinking games at 9 o’ clock in the fucking morning. But you can’t cancel those or ban alcohol at those because they bring in too much MONEY. So don’t give us this high horse moral bullshit and say you canceled the concert cause of underage drinking. If this shit was a moneymaker for you, you’d be sending out newsletters advertising it to your alcoholic alumni. Fuckers.
PAYING FOR COLLEGE
While cleaning out my bedroom closet, I found a huge-ass pile of papers and brochures from, like, 2008.
I have no idea why I have this, and not something from BU, but there ya go.
Oh, and I found a list of what I can only guess was the schools I was interested in:
1. SUNY Binghamton
2. Brown University
3. Dartmouth College
4. University of Maine @ Farmington
5. St. Michael’s College
6. University of Vermont
7. Brandeis University
8. Newton College (Oops, I mean Boston College)
This is incredibly amusing
Can you imagine me as an Eagle?
…Nope, neither can I.
No I cannot imagine you as an Eagle. You go to BU which means you couldn’t get into BC.
I would’ve let this slide if not for the Newton College crack. Not like this is unprovoked tho. Who do you think would check the Boston College tags besides BC students numbnuts? Fuckin askin’ for it. Enjoy another second place finish in the Beanpot tho!
You see this? On the left is The Gate, where my former roomies Mannie Fresh, Ali Aladdin, Baby U-ee and KISH!!! will be living this year. And on the right of course, is VANDY! Brings back too many memories to remember (think about it: if you don’t get it, you’re not in college). Why do I post this? Because we are less than TWO WEEKS from move-in day mothafuckas! Yeah I’ll be abroad in the fall, but I don’t leave til a few weeks after classes at BC start. You know what that means? I’m gonna be partying, mooching, and crashing on couches like I’m Turtle from Entourage. GET PUMPED BITCHES!!!!
The guy at Sports Illustrated who gets paid to rank college football teams in whatever order he fancies with absolutely no consequences for being completely fucking wrong has jacked my style. There is no other way to put it. Look:
“Frankly, I got bored writing 3,000-word explanations for why I voted a certain way in The Associated Press poll, and I imagine you got bored reading those explanations.”
THEN QUIT I’LL DO YOUR FUCKING JOB FOR HALF THE CASH
“So to spice things up this season, each week’s rankings will have a different theme. This week, I’m ranking each team alongside its corresponding musical act.
SHIT HE’S ALREADY GOT ME DOING IT FOR HIM
“#18 Auburn Tigers
Drake: The kids seem to think Drake will someday sit in the pantheon with Jay-Z and Eminem. Right now, it’s tough to forget that the Canadian MC is only a few years removed from a role on a Nickelodeon soap opera. That’s Auburn right now. The Tigers’ recent recruiting success suggests massive untapped potential, but aside from the players listed above, we don’t know how these Tigers will perform against stiff competition in the SEC West. Like Drake, they need to unleash a few hits to make us believe.”
Proof. I did this exact shit with rappers and the 96 greatest basketball players of all time (which I admittedly jacked from Bill Simmons… but I at least gave him his fuckin’ credit). I’d also like to point out that I knew what the fuck I was talking about (Drake’s already had “a few hits,” you snarky asshole) AND was at least 69 times funnier than this guy. This must be how Biggie’s ghost feels when he hears Jay-Z biting his shit like a baby on his mother’s nipple. I got bite marks all over me! SI givin’ me hickies!
The Heat sold their souls, Lebron would never get a Ring without The Devil's Help!
Back from my weekend :)
I’m OFFICIALLY going to Boston College! How exciting!
Sadly, in other news, I gave in to the temptations of food in Boston...
ON THAT 4-0 SWAG.. WE ARE FAR FROM DONE
lets go eagles
Sometimes I love my school.
AND SOMETIMES I FUCKING LOVE MY SCHOOL.
LMFAO SO I GUESS RIGHT NOW WE'LL GET ANOTHER DOUBLE PLAY