FOUR O’ CLOCK START TIMES PISS ME THE FUCK OFF
— I hate Russell Martin. Anything to get Russell Martin hit in the testicles would be awesome for me. I guess it just comes with not being a douchebag. When you’re not a douchebag, you just kind of learn to hate douchebags like Russell Martin. - Oprah
It’s the biggest game of the season, and we have the best big game pitcher in baseball on the mound. TONIGHT the Sox right the ship.
Look at this Red Sox fan…
GET THIS GUY IN THE FUCKIN’ GAME! DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR GRIZZLED OLD BADASSES WITH ONE LAST TRICK UP THEIR SLEEVES
Of course the moment I get home and turn on the game Marco Scutaro almost gets crippled by a broken bat and Evan Longoria takes Scott Weiland for a fuckin’ ride. YAY SOX
Youk and Beckett were voted the 10th and 11th “meanest” players in baseball by their peers according to SI.com. Mark Teixeira somehow only came in 15th (probably cuz nobody knows how to spell his last name). A-Rod of course topped them all at #6. And Derek Jeter reportedly won the poll but made SI remove his name by threatening to have sex with all of their sons, er, daughters.
(Photo of a fan reaching up to catch a flying bat from Toronto Blue Jays’ Edwin Encarnacion during the Boston / Toronto game at Fenway Park on Wednesday Sept. 14 — a game the Blue Jays won, 5-4 — by Charles Krupa / AP via MSNBC.com)
Great win for the Sox last night. Looks like they’re finally pulling their shit together. Optimistic me had the balls to read a preview of a game this morning for the first time in weeks, and… Lackey’s pitching. I’m gonna fuckin’ lose it. Baseball’s supposed to be an escape from the stress inducers in everyday life. But now it’s just become part of the list. I gotta deal with visa applications, financial aid employees who won’t return my emails, packing for a 3 month trip, and THIS is the shit the Sox do to make me feel better? FUCK THIS.
John Lackey is the baseball equivalent of being locked in a room with Charlie Sheen, some razor blades and a kilo of coke for three hours. His ERA is 6.30. SIX. As in the number of months he’s had to lower it! As a way to cope with the anxiety that is slowly driving my life into a state of anarchy, here is a list of things that are not as high as John Lackey’s ERA:
- A perfect grade point average (4.0)
- The number of beers/abs in a six-pack (6)
- Dustin Pedroia (5’9)
- The number of World Series titles the Red Sox have won in the last century (6)
- Wiz Khalifa
- The number of Boston Celtics on the court during a game (5)
- The number of states in New England (6)
- The Red Sox team ERA (4.09)
- Everyone in the state of California put together
Best picture I’ve seen all night.
If Mark Recchi gets to go out with a Bruins Stanley Cup, the Sox better make DAMN sure these two guys go out with a World Series title.
I hope every single member of the Boston Red Sox watched the Victory 101 lecture by Professor Brady last night. Sox need to get their Pats swag on pronto
Briefly interrupting the streak of Pats posts for this. Came out half an hour ago. Check the Manny Ramirez TT on Twitter. Too funny. My favorite?
FauxJohnMadden Manny Ramirez arrested on domestic violence charges. That’s just Manny being Chris Brown.
Couldn’t fail to mention that as I was typing this, Vince Wilfork obliterated Chad Henne. OMG what a fucking hit.
Edit: That could read as me calling domestic abuse funny. It’s not. Manny Ramirez’s fall from grace is tho. Clown who stopped being funny.
The Heat sold their souls, Lebron would never get a Ring without The Devil's Help!
Back from my weekend :)
I’m OFFICIALLY going to Boston College! How exciting!
Sadly, in other news, I gave in to the temptations of food in Boston...
ON THAT 4-0 SWAG.. WE ARE FAR FROM DONE
lets go eagles
Sometimes I love my school.
AND SOMETIMES I FUCKING LOVE MY SCHOOL.
LMFAO SO I GUESS RIGHT NOW WE'LL GET ANOTHER DOUBLE PLAY