February 7, 2012
This guy from SI sums up why Tom Brady is still a beast and anyone who uses Sunday to shit on him is an idiot. But he says it nicer.

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Filed under: Patriots Tom Brady Super Bowl greatest swag 
February 6, 2012

I Hate Myself And Want To Die

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Filed under: Nirvana Patriots Tom Brady Bill Belichick Super Bowl dying 
February 5, 2012
Today is the day, that we right all of the past’s wrongs, once and for all

Today is the day, that we right all of the past’s wrongs, once and for all

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(Notes: 35)
  
Filed under: Tom Brady Patriots Super Bowl New England Boston fuck swag nervousness football 
February 1, 2012
Great article by BC student comparing the Patriots to Kill Bill

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Filed under: Boston College Gavel Media Patriots Tom Brady Bill Belichick Peyton Manning Colts Ravens Ray Lewis Tim Tebow Broncos Jets Rex Ryan Eli Manning New York Giants Super Bowl NFL playoffs lol 
September 13, 2011
I hope every single member of the Boston Red Sox watched the Victory 101 lecture by Professor Brady last night.  Sox need to get their Pats swag on pronto

I hope every single member of the Boston Red Sox watched the Victory 101 lecture by Professor Brady last night.  Sox need to get their Pats swag on pronto

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(Notes: 19)
  
Filed under: Red Sox Patriots Tom Brady victory swag New England Boston sports baseball football Super Bowl 
September 12, 2011
Reasons to be terrified of the 2011 New England Patriots if you are not a Patriots fan (and feel orgasmic if you are): The 2010 Patriots were projected by most experts to have their worst season since 2002.  They went 14-2.  Every key player is back.  The experts’ picks are the only things that have changed.  Think back to the 2003 Red Sox.  Stop crying.  Now think back to the 2004 Red Sox.  I have every reason to believe that the Pats are gearing up for a similar, New York-throat-cutting rampage that will not end until Bill Belichick has gotten his Lombardi Trophy back.   Rob Gronkowski caught 10 TD’s as a rookie tight end and he may not even be the most talented second-year tight end on the squad.  It’s like our Pro Bowl receivers are almost superfluous. Oh, did I mention that we now have TWO Gronkowskis?  Yikes.  The following three people will be there to greet anyone who tries to run up the middle: Vince Wilfork, Albert Haynesworth and Jerod Mayo. Devin McCourty led the league in INT’s and made the Pro Bowl as a rookie last year.  Instead of the shit corners he teamed with last year, he will lineup with Leigh Bodden, AKA Mr. I Picked Mark Sanchez Three Times In A Game. Wes Welker’s ACL is a year farther from surgery than it was last year.  The Pats have no running game.  They have a 1,000 yard rusher named the Lawfirm and another guy named Woodhead who had 5+ yards a carry and 10+ yards per catch.  But shhh they have no running game.  Sub Tom Brady for Tony Romo into that Cowboys-Jets game last night, Jets are 0-1. Peyton Manning is going to miss at least half the season.  Probably all of it.  Translation: Tom Brady is winning the MVP again.  Now that the Bruins have won the Stanley Cup, the Patriots have gone longer without a title than any of the big 4 teams in Boston.  If you think that isn’t going to change ASAP, then you probably think taking a bath in dead salmon and walking into the woods screaming “Come and get me, grizzly bears!” is a good idea too.   We have the best coach and quarterback in the league.  Again.  The law of averages is about to drop a big giant deuce all over this 7-year title drought. Deuces (x2 = 4th Super Bowl win coming this year)

Reasons to be terrified of the 2011 New England Patriots if you are not a Patriots fan (and feel orgasmic if you are):

  • The 2010 Patriots were projected by most experts to have their worst season since 2002.  They went 14-2.  Every key player is back.  The experts’ picks are the only things that have changed. 
  • Think back to the 2003 Red Sox.  Stop crying.  Now think back to the 2004 Red Sox.  I have every reason to believe that the Pats are gearing up for a similar, New York-throat-cutting rampage that will not end until Bill Belichick has gotten his Lombardi Trophy back.  
  • Rob Gronkowski caught 10 TD’s as a rookie tight end and he may not even be the most talented second-year tight end on the squad.  It’s like our Pro Bowl receivers are almost superfluous.
  • Oh, did I mention that we now have TWO Gronkowskis?  Yikes. 
  • The following three people will be there to greet anyone who tries to run up the middle: Vince Wilfork, Albert Haynesworth and Jerod Mayo.
  • Devin McCourty led the league in INT’s and made the Pro Bowl as a rookie last year.  Instead of the shit corners he teamed with last year, he will lineup with Leigh Bodden, AKA Mr. I Picked Mark Sanchez Three Times In A Game.
  • Wes Welker’s ACL is a year farther from surgery than it was last year. 
  • The Pats have no running game.  They have a 1,000 yard rusher named the Lawfirm and another guy named Woodhead who had 5+ yards a carry and 10+ yards per catch.  But shhh they have no running game. 
  • Sub Tom Brady for Tony Romo into that Cowboys-Jets game last night, Jets are 0-1.
  • Peyton Manning is going to miss at least half the season.  Probably all of it.  Translation: Tom Brady is winning the MVP again. 
  • Now that the Bruins have won the Stanley Cup, the Patriots have gone longer without a title than any of the big 4 teams in Boston.  If you think that isn’t going to change ASAP, then you probably think taking a bath in dead salmon and walking into the woods screaming “Come and get me, grizzly bears!” is a good idea too.  
  • We have the best coach and quarterback in the league.  Again.  The law of averages is about to drop a big giant deuce all over this 7-year title drought.

Deuces (x2 = 4th Super Bowl win coming this year)

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Filed under: Patriots Tom Brady Bill Belichick Lombardi Trophy Super Bowl NFL football Haynesworth Wilfork Ochocinco Gronkowski Hernandez Jerod Mayo victory swag New England Boston sports 
July 14, 2011
The Pats should sign this dude right here.  That’s a guaranteed Super Bowl win and Mark Sanchez nervous breakdown.  Talk about killing 2 birds with 1 stone. Only condition is, he needs to change his name.  Or get a nickname at least.  There’s no way I’m fuckin’ remembering how to spell Nnamdi Asomugha for four years.  Not happening.  It’s an abomination to the alphabet.  I don’t care if it costs us 19-0. … JUST KIDDING.  I’d shoot a baby seal in the fucking face for 19-0.  I can only hope TOM BRADY forgives me.  Good thing he’s too busy to read this blog more than once a day. Deuces

The Pats should sign this dude right here.  That’s a guaranteed Super Bowl win and Mark Sanchez nervous breakdown.  Talk about killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

Only condition is, he needs to change his name.  Or get a nickname at least.  There’s no way I’m fuckin’ remembering how to spell Nnamdi Asomugha for four years.  Not happening.  It’s an abomination to the alphabet.  I don’t care if it costs us 19-0.

… JUST KIDDING.  I’d shoot a baby seal in the fucking face for 19-0.  I can only hope TOM BRADY forgives me.  Good thing he’s too busy to read this blog more than once a day.

Deuces

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(Notes: 13)
  
Filed under: Nnamdi Asomugha Patriots NFL Raiders Super Bowl funny names Tom Brady 
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