April 18, 2013
Sports, solace and the meaning of Boston

Sports, solace and the meaning of Boston

July 8, 2012
Boston fans who don’t like saying “Yankees suck” or “fuck Ray Allen” are missing the fucking point

July 5, 2012

The song I play when the Red Sox get swept by the A’s

WHAT THE FUCK

April 8, 2012
HEY MELANCON GO FUCK YOURSELF

HEY MELANCON GO FUCK YOURSELF

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Filed under: red sox boston melancon mark 
April 8, 2012

The official Adrian Gonzalez home run celebration video!  #1 of the year (for him and the team).  BAHNG!

April 7, 2012
FOUR O’ CLOCK START TIMES PISS ME THE FUCK OFF

FOUR O’ CLOCK START TIMES PISS ME THE FUCK OFF

April 5, 2012
Remember that video of the kid crying because Tom Brady is stomping the shit out of his team?  I feel like 1/10th of that towards Justin Verlander.  Fuckin Verlander

Remember that video of the kid crying because Tom Brady is stomping the shit out of his team?  I feel like 1/10th of that towards Justin Verlander.  Fuckin Verlander

April 4, 2012
This motherfucker is already going on the DL?  Are you fucking kidding?  The baseball gods were like, “yo remember that time we made all the Red Sox fans wanna give a blowjob to a shotgun?  Let’s do that again.”  STEP UP DANIEL BARD.  151 MOTHAFUCKA.  Just like the rum.  Once it goes in, it’s lights fuckin’ out.  And if you don’t know what that means, get back to me after your freshman year of college.  Oh baby 

This motherfucker is already going on the DL?  Are you fucking kidding?  The baseball gods were like, “yo remember that time we made all the Red Sox fans wanna give a blowjob to a shotgun?  Let’s do that again.”  STEP UP DANIEL BARD.  151 MOTHAFUCKA.  Just like the rum.  Once it goes in, it’s lights fuckin’ out.  And if you don’t know what that means, get back to me after your freshman year of college.  Oh baby 

January 28, 2012
So Roy Oswalt is spurning the Sox to go to the Cards?  HA.  We’ve reached the point with the Sox where you stop feeling bad and just start laughing. Like, how else do you react to the Yanks getting 2 of the best arms on the market and the Sox totally missing the boat with Oswalt, who at this point in his career is basically the White Matsuzaka (AKA King of the DL)?  ”Let’s trade our starting shortstop so we can maybe sign this guy who we don’t really need… oh we didn’t get him?  Ah well… nobody’ll notice til after the Super Bowl…” I swear John Lackey has turned the whole organization into fucking Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh

So Roy Oswalt is spurning the Sox to go to the Cards?  HA.  We’ve reached the point with the Sox where you stop feeling bad and just start laughing. Like, how else do you react to the Yanks getting 2 of the best arms on the market and the Sox totally missing the boat with Oswalt, who at this point in his career is basically the White Matsuzaka (AKA King of the DL)?  ”Let’s trade our starting shortstop so we can maybe sign this guy who we don’t really need… oh we didn’t get him?  Ah well… nobody’ll notice til after the Super Bowl…” I swear John Lackey has turned the whole organization into fucking Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh

December 30, 2011
Kobe Bryant and Alex Rodriguez finding ways to get away with cheating.

December 28, 2011
I swear I should be excited I about the Red Sox getting this guy as their closer… but I just totally lack the ability to get excited about anything involving the Sox after last season’s samurai sword to my testicles.  Except for John Lackey getting hurt.  That was wicked exciting

I swear I should be excited I about the Red Sox getting this guy as their closer… but I just totally lack the ability to get excited about anything involving the Sox after last season’s samurai sword to my testicles.  Except for John Lackey getting hurt.  That was wicked exciting

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Filed under: Red Sox Andrew Bailey 
November 5, 2011
Theo wants Tito for Cubs. WTF

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November 2, 2011

October 26, 2011
YES! - John Lackey to miss entire 2012 season

October 13, 2011
The 2011 Boston Red Sox were more fucked than I thought

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