The song I play when the Red Sox get swept by the A’s
WHAT THE FUCK
HEY MELANCON GO FUCK YOURSELF
The official Adrian Gonzalez home run celebration video! #1 of the year (for him and the team). BAHNG!
FOUR O’ CLOCK START TIMES PISS ME THE FUCK OFF
Remember that video of the kid crying because Tom Brady is stomping the shit out of his team? I feel like 1/10th of that towards Justin Verlander. Fuckin Verlander
This motherfucker is already going on the DL? Are you fucking kidding? The baseball gods were like, “yo remember that time we made all the Red Sox fans wanna give a blowjob to a shotgun? Let’s do that again.” STEP UP DANIEL BARD. 151 MOTHAFUCKA. Just like the rum. Once it goes in, it’s lights fuckin’ out. And if you don’t know what that means, get back to me after your freshman year of college. Oh baby
So Roy Oswalt is spurning the Sox to go to the Cards? HA. We’ve reached the point with the Sox where you stop feeling bad and just start laughing. Like, how else do you react to the Yanks getting 2 of the best arms on the market and the Sox totally missing the boat with Oswalt, who at this point in his career is basically the White Matsuzaka (AKA King of the DL)? ”Let’s trade our starting shortstop so we can maybe sign this guy who we don’t really need… oh we didn’t get him? Ah well… nobody’ll notice til after the Super Bowl…” I swear John Lackey has turned the whole organization into fucking Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh
I swear I should be excited I about the Red Sox getting this guy as their closer… but I just totally lack the ability to get excited about anything involving the Sox after last season’s samurai sword to my testicles. Except for John Lackey getting hurt. That was wicked exciting
The Heat sold their souls, Lebron would never get a Ring without The Devil's Help!
Back from my weekend :)
I’m OFFICIALLY going to Boston College! How exciting!
Sadly, in other news, I gave in to the temptations of food in Boston...
ON THAT 4-0 SWAG.. WE ARE FAR FROM DONE
lets go eagles
Sometimes I love my school.
AND SOMETIMES I FUCKING LOVE MY SCHOOL.
LMFAO SO I GUESS RIGHT NOW WE'LL GET ANOTHER DOUBLE PLAY