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Former residents include myself, TJ Killa AKA Tha Tarrible Thunda, Mannie Fresh, Ali-Aladdin, Fingers Magee, Cervenkatron, Showdown champs Baby U-ee and KISH!!!, and the legendary #2 Montel Harris, the source from which all swag flows forth.
(Btw, these are NOT my pictures and I don't claim them to be) Get at me. Send Vandy 311 your shit
August 1, 2012
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June 28, 2012
When I was a younger, more volatile man I would’ve blown a fucking gasket seeing Tom Brady ranked only #4 on the NFL Top 100 list. Is it a complete fucking joke? Of course it’s a complete fucking joke. But recently I realized that I understand Tom Brady in a way that the mass ignorant NFL heathens do not. I am Buddha to his nirvana, Moses to his burning bush, Colonel Sanders to his fried chicken. I pity the pathetic souls that would choose Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees or Calvin Johnson over Thomas Brady. I do.
May peace be upon Tom Brady’s name.
Deuces
March 22, 2012
Yo Tumblr, I know it’s been a minute since I posted shit regularly. Well something happened recently that got the Tumblin juices going. Something so stupid, funny, awesome, and Tom Brady-y at the same time that I just gotta talk about it. And you’re getting MINIMUM one post a day from now on as a result. Hold me to it if you give a fuck.
ANYWAY that thing is of course TEBOW TO THE JETS. What in the name of Rex Ryan’s overworked asshole is this shit? Let’s review how we got here:
- Jets get Brett Favre a long time ago. Everyone thinks they learn their lesson when he leaves cause of that sucking at football and sexting pics of his dick thing.
- Jets draft Mark Sanchez. GUESS NOT
- Broncos draft Tebow. Elway fires coach for it. Fans demand Tebow plays cause Orton sucks. Tebow wins a playoff game. Elway is like “Uhh Tebow Y U NO LOSE”
- Colts cut Peyton Manning cause his neck is broken and he’s 36 but nobody else gives a fuck
- Jets give Mark Sanchez mad money
- Elway gives Peyton mad money and tells Tebow and everyone who likes Tebow to suck his D
- Everyone sucks his D cause he’s John Elway and it’s Denver
- Jets get Tebow and keep Sanchez
So basically Tebow is doing to Sanchez what Manning just did to Tebow, which is come into his city, be more popular than him, and basically fuck his life. Like seriously, who in New York LIKES Sanchez? Everyone’s assuming Sanchez is gonna stay the QB and Tebow’s gonna be some type of new position nobody’s invented yet. Hold on. Who won a playoff game last year? Who pulled off crazy win after crazy win with legendary swag? And who is considered the pussy weak link on a team otherwise filled with kinda alright thugs? The answers are Tebow, Tebow and Sanchez. Tho you could also put Brady in there for the first 2 answers and Joe Flacco for the last but whatever.
Like Mark Sanchez should be shitting the last pair of pants he didn’t already ruin while he crapped away the Jets’ last 3 seasons. Mark, NOBODY LIKES YOU. EVERYBODY LIKES TEBOW. REMEMBER KYLE ORTON? YOU’RE HIM, BUT WORSE. Seriously, this is like Rex Ryan telling his wife how much he loves massaging her feet and then he invites some really hot prude Christian chick from down the road to come over and walk barefoot around his lawn while he fantasizes about tickling the shit out of them with his fat fuckin fingers. And who the fuck knows, it’s New York, she just got dumped for an older more talented man, maybe she cracks.
All I know is that the Jets maxed out the fuckedupness of Mark Sanchez’s confidence, spent the whole offseason waiting for a way to fuck him up more, and then capitalized on the opportunity. And you know what my favorite part of this shit is? Once again it just underscores how awesome Tom Brady and the Pats have been the past 11 years, when losing a Super Bowl is considered a colossal failure because they’ve been better than everyone the whole time. You think the Pats would ever cut Brady? You think they’re trading for a dude who just started a playoff game at QB anytime soon? Fuck no.
Deuces
PS How about Sean Payton getting suspended for the whole fuckin season? Makes Spygate look like the insignificant shit it really was. For the rest of his life I hope they bring this shit up and I hope that everyone his teams ever beat comes out bitching about how they should have to give back their Super Bowl and shit. But that won’t happen because the Saints aren’t the kings, the Patriots are the kings, and that’s how it’s gonna be until Brady and Belichick stop dominating the world and ascend into football heaven together.
February 5, 2012
Today is the day, that we right all of the past’s wrongs, once and for all
January 22, 2012
January 15, 2012
“I’m gonna tell you about the honorable Bill Belichick’s greatest greatness—his greatest greatness is that he has the only strategy for victory in this league. The honorable Bill Belichick’s strategy is the only strategy for you and I—it’s the only strategy for the New England Patriots: thirty-point separation between the New England Patriots and any bitch-ass team we come across. It’s the only outcome.” - Tom Brady
January 14, 2012
That was an amazing annihilation emasculation victory. I ain’t even celebratin’ tho. We ain’t done yet.
January 14, 2012
Darth Belichick. Thank you Barstool.
January 14, 2012
So I’m sure you’ve probably seen this video of Jimmy Fallon singing “Space Oddity” with Tim Tebow lyrics since it’s ancient (AKA 2 days old) but I think it’s worth pointing out that Tom Brady’s greatness is now undisputed fact to the point that it’s popped up in two different Tebow-related comedy sketches in the past 2 months. Basically, when you’re wondering whether Tim Tebow has been chosen by the Almighty to lead his team to victory, the consensus answer on late night TV is, “No, because Tom Brady is too good.”
January 14, 2012
January 14, 2012
I’ve probably posted this picture a million times but that’s only cause I haven’t gotten it tattooed on my forehead yet.
Pats playoff game tomorrow. The importance of this shit in my life cannot be overstated. Like, if Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie walked up to me at 7:59 tomorrow and begged me for a threesome on a bed made of chocolate and money I would say no. Pats first.
Why? WHY??? Because it transcends football. This is about LIFE. This is about seizing the moment, realizing when you are experiencing the glory days, the good old times, the best it’s ever gonna be, THE PEAK. Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, the New England Patriots represent GREATNESS. The pinnacle of being a sports fan IN OUR LIFETIMES. How many times have you heard your parents or your aunts and uncles or your teachers lament not maximizing the joy of a time long gone? THAT WILL NOT BE ME. I WILL MILK EVERY SECOND OF THIS ERA FOR ALL IT’S WORTH.
Why? Because Tom Brady is a motherfucking symbol. An inspiration far more genuine and motivating than Tim Tebow’s “God wanted me to win this meaningless football game so He made me even though if He really did that type of shit why wouldn’t He end war and hunger and help people overcome ACTUAL obstacles” shit.
Cause unlike Tim Tebow NOBODY believed in Tom Brady. Every fucking step of his journey to the top he had to outwork more guys than any of us but him can probably even remember to count. He went from overlooked 199th draft pick to Super Bowl MVP in 2 years. He went from “overachiever” to “possibly the best ever” in another few seasons. And even after coming so far, he is never satisfied because he knows he can always do better, even after winning 3 Super Bowls, 2 MVPs, a billion records and literally the most famous supermodel in the world as his freaking wife. And every fucking Sunday he goes out there and takes one step closer to perfection, and adds another chapter to a brilliant legacy that we will all be telling our grandchildren about in 50 years.
Because Tom Brady IS excellence. Tom Brady IS hard work. Tom Brady IS overcoming your obstacles. TOM BRADY IS THE MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN DREAM.
GO PATS
January 11, 2012
January 8, 2012
So apparently Josh McDaniels is coming back to the Patriots IMMEDIATELY, first as an offensive assistant to Bill O’Brien (AKA Penn State’s next coach AKA the guy who yelled at Tom Brady) during this year’s playoffs, and then as Offensive Coordinator next season.
For those who don’t remember, McDaniels bailed on the Pats to become the Broncos’ coach a few years ago. He showed up in Denver, tried to trade for Matt Cassel and pissed Jay Cutler off so bad in the process that Cutler demanded a trade and the Broncos got stuck with Kyle Orton. McDaniels proceeded to draft Tim Tebow to the confusion of most and the anger of John Elway, and then his team collapsed so horrifically he got fired after his 2nd season. He then went to St. Louis and watched helplessly as Sam Bradford got hurt, played scared, and had no receivers, missing out on a chance to draft Andrew Luck by virtue of a tie-breaker (if Peyton Manning had played this year, I’m pretty sure McDaniels would’ve stuck around in St. Louis for the shot to coach Luck/be around more QB controversy). For whatever reason, as soon as the season ended and O’Brien signed on at Penn St., the Pats went HARD after their former prodigy.
I think this is fucking hysterical. Like, how much shit is this guy eating by doing this? We all know that Belichick is not exactly friendly with the guys who leave his coaching staff to become HC’s on their own (especially Mangini, who nobody is willing to pay to coach anymore), but he obviously must REALLY like something about Josh here cuz I can’t remember any coach re-taking a ship-jumper back into a lower position, especially in the middle of the season. Like, you leave your OC post to become a HC, get fired, become an OC on a shitty team, suck, and then end up back as the OC in the original spot only after serving as a glorified intern for the playoffs? Does anyone else think this is fucking weird???
My father also pointed out the possibility of Belichick wanting (and perhaps promising) his eventual successor to be McDaniels. IDK what to think of this because I cannot think about the day Bill Belichick leaves the Patriots, which in all likelihood will also be the day Tom Brady leaves the Patriots, without crying.
Deuces
January 4, 2012
I’m so glad the Pats have Tom Brady so that they don’t have to rely on a stupid kicker to win games like those poor Stanford and Virginia Tech fans. Not to sound pessimistic and optimistic at the same time, but Patriots fans… THIS IS THE PEAK. THIS IS AS GOOD AS ANYONE CAN EVER HAVE IT. CHERISH IT! EVERY MINUTE! (except for losses cause they all hurt twice as much as normal. since everyone else loses twice as much as we do)
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