You know how sometimes someone’s team loses so badly that they say they’re gonna leave the country? After today’s Boston College football debacle, I literally did that. No fucking around. British Airways to London. Get me the fuck out of Chestnut Hill and these missed field goals with under a minute in the fourth quarter down one little point.
If it wasn’t for Luke Kuechly I don’t know if I could even handle the physical agony of watching this fuckin’ football team anymore. 0-3 AKA totally fucked. If Spaz is serious about winning they’ll give Montel Harris the old injury red shirt, give Luke whatever illegal benefits they have to so that he doesn’t jump to the NFL, and start this shit over again next year when all the good players are back and all the bad players are not as bad.
Seriously tho, let’s have Quigley kick the field goals. Why can’t the punter also be the place kicker? I’ve never understood this. It makes no sense. What is so different about field goals and punting? Like if you can do one already, you can probably learn the other pretty easily right? It’s like if baseball teams had one pitcher who threw fastballs and another who threw curveballs and just kept platooned them in and out from right field depending on the count. It’s not like you could get any worse than the guy who’s missing an extra point and the game-winning field goal every week. Coaching is all about innovation and making the right move BEFORE it’s necessary. It’s already necessary, so let’s do it Spaz! And get me that Swag Coordinator gig when I’m back on campus in 2012. OR THE WORLD WILL END.