The praise for Kuechly has been across-the-board raving. From everything you read and hear he’s the guy you want in the middle of your defense, wearing your green dot on his helmet, leading your locker room and representing your district once Obama starts The Hunger Games. Since last season, the one word you cannot separate Kuechly from is “instinctive” They use it to describe him the way they use “difficult” to describe Keith Olbermann. But then Kuechly went to the Combine where he made the scouts choke on their stopwatches. Then he went from a likely 1st Rounder to a certain Top 15 pick. And someone who’s not likely to slip past Seattle at 12. Say what you want about BC, but this continues a streak of high picks going back from Anthony Castonzo last year to BJ Raji to Matt Ryan. They might be fighting for a Chick-fil-A Bowl bid every year, but there’s no questioning that they can turn out one 1st round talent while they do.
- Barstool Sports telling it like it is
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The BC Memes FB page is the SHIT!
Luke Kuechly is leaving BC for the NFL after finishing his junior season as the most destructive person to ever do anything on a football field ever. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. The only way this ends well is he ends up on the Pats. I been hyping this kid since 09 because he is the REAL DEAL and if you’re not a Pats fan and your team drafts him I hate you a lot. Greatest player to go to BC since Doug Flutie. Yeah I said it. You don’t agree? You haven’t been payin attention.
Anyway… Good luck Luke.
INCOMING BC FRESHMEN:
YOU’RE ALL INVITED TO VANDY 311’S PARTIES.
WE DON’T LIVE THERE ANYMORE BUT YOU SHOULD STILL SHOW UP THERE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
WHEN SENIOR HOUSING IS ALLOCATED, YOU ACTUALLY WILL BE INVITED TO VANDY 311’S PARTIES IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG
AND AS LONG AS YOU LAUGH AT ALL THE JOKES.
EVEN WHEN THEY AREN’T FUNNY.
BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENS.
EXCEPT WHEN I’M DRUNK.
THEN THEY’RE SWAGTACULAR.
WELCOME TO THE BEST FOUR YEARS OF YOUR LIFE
Youtube video of the year. Little kid crying his eyes out with hatred of Tom Brady. This is why I thank my lucky stars every day that I’m a Patriots fan in the 21st century. THIS is what it’s been like for everyone else since the start of the millennium. Pure helpless hopeless misery. Daddy can’t do a GOD damned thang about it.
You know how sometimes someone’s team loses so badly that they say they’re gonna leave the country? After today’s Boston College football debacle, I literally did that. No fucking around. British Airways to London. Get me the fuck out of Chestnut Hill and these missed field goals with under a minute in the fourth quarter down one little point.
If it wasn’t for Luke Kuechly I don’t know if I could even handle the physical agony of watching this fuckin’ football team anymore. 0-3 AKA totally fucked. If Spaz is serious about winning they’ll give Montel Harris the old injury red shirt, give Luke whatever illegal benefits they have to so that he doesn’t jump to the NFL, and start this shit over again next year when all the good players are back and all the bad players are not as bad.
Seriously tho, let’s have Quigley kick the field goals. Why can’t the punter also be the place kicker? I’ve never understood this. It makes no sense. What is so different about field goals and punting? Like if you can do one already, you can probably learn the other pretty easily right? It’s like if baseball teams had one pitcher who threw fastballs and another who threw curveballs and just kept platooned them in and out from right field depending on the count. It’s not like you could get any worse than the guy who’s missing an extra point and the game-winning field goal every week. Coaching is all about innovation and making the right move BEFORE it’s necessary. It’s already necessary, so let’s do it Spaz! And get me that Swag Coordinator gig when I’m back on campus in 2012. OR THE WORLD WILL END.
These are Boston College’s uniform combinations for the 2011 football season. Also, #26 is Dominick LeGrande, who will not be at Boston College for the 2011 football season, but that’s not the point.
Grantland.com has a piece up today about how Oregon’s crazy uniforms played maybe the biggest part in turning them into the national power they are today. The fact that Nike’s CEO went there and has donated like a billion dollars for them to build training facilities that make the shit that unparalyzes people and turns them ten feet tall and blue in Avatar look dated is mostly overlooked, but again, not the point.
Boston College should embrace this tactic. The article says that since Oregon doesn’t have the tradition of Penn State, Alabama or Texas, they have to be the “future” of football in order to recruit athletes. Well, BC has a bit of tradition to recruit on (read: Doug Flutie), but if they’re gonna compete with the likes of Florida State, they need to embrace Oregon’s forward-thinking philosophy in a way that is entirely unique to a Jesuit-founded school: embrace the Second Coming.
Is it more blasphemous to use God to attract recruits, or not use God to encourage conversion at a Catholic school? Think about it. But first, here are some of my ideas to build BC into the next BCS power:
- Change the team’s name to the Jesus Eagles and rename the field Wrath of God Stadium
- Deck the stadium, maybe even the whole campus out in goth black mass type shit that’ll scared the fuckin’ hell out of nonbelievers (in BC football)
- Redo the jerseys so that they drip blood. Not look like they drip blood. Actually drip blood.
- Add a hand extending from the clouds chucking lightning bolts at Christian Ponder’s torched carcass to the helmet. That’s about a thousand times better than having no fucking logo at all.
- Translate all the signs and pre-recorded PA announcements in the stadium into Latin. Everything’s more intimidating in Latin.
- Light a giant fire on top of these arches and keep it from ever going out, like a Chestnut Hill version of the Olympic Flame. We’ll call it, “the Flutie Fire.” Whenever the visiting team scores its first touchdown, a life-sized dummy decked out in their uniform will be tossed into the Flutie Fire as they line up to kick the extra point. The flame will roar violently, and after every subsequent score the opposing team’s kicker will shank the point after attempt out of sheer terror.
- Change the names on all the defensive players’ jerseys to read “God Forgives, I Don’t”
- Switch out the water in the Gatorade coolers on the visiting team’s sideline for wine during halftime. After that, we can all sit back and enjoy the hilarious missed tackles, botched kickoffs and mind-boggling turnovers.
- Immediately after the next away game against Notre Dame, steal the Touchdown Jesus, bring him back to Chesnut Hill and roast him in the Flutie Fire. THAT will get the team some more network coverage.
- And if all that still doesn’t bring a BCS bowl appearance to BC, do what the truly successful teams do… cheat, cheat and cheat until the NCAA catches you and buttfucks you so hard you can cheat no more.
PS: If you go to church please remember that this is a joke. And “judge lest ye be judged” and casting the first stone and all that good stuff. Thank you.
And the Luke Kuechly bandwagon keeps on rolling: Charlotte Observer
“You’ve probably heard of Boston College’s Luke Kuechly.
He’s the guy with the hard-to-pronounce last name, who college football analysts mention first when they review the ACC’s top returning players.
He’s the 6-foot-3, 237-pound junior middle linebacker who collects tackles like fraternity guys hoard T-shirts. His 110 solo stops last season put him close to the NCAA’s single-season solo tackle record of 135 set nine years ago by Maryland’s E.J. Henderson.
Last season, after he led the nation with 183 tackles, Kuechly was named a consensus All-America. He has 341 career tackles.
“He’s not only head and shoulders above the ACC class,” ESPN analyst and former Florida State quarterback Danny Kanell said. “He’s right there head and shoulders, almost above anybody in the entire country. I really believe that he has superstar potential.”
Here are some other ACC playmakers expected to shine this season:
Boston Col., 5-10, 207, Sr., RB
If he can stay healthy, Harris has a legitimate shot at breaking former N.C. State running back Ted Brown’s 33-year-old ACC record for career rushing yards.
The ACC media’s Preseason Player of the Year, Harris needs 1,003 yards to break Brown’s record, just 125 yards to break Boston College’s all-time record. However, he won’t play in the Eagles’ Sept. 3 opener against Northwestern as he recovers from recent arthroscopic surgery on his left knee. He’s expected to miss as many as three games at the start of the season.”
Luke Kuechly has knocked the fuck out of so many college football players in the state of North Carolina that now even the writers are scared of him. Tho the fact that Montel’s out three games is enough to make me cry. Pray for his swagger’s quick recovery.
white michael vick…. this seems regrettable
Who Does ESPN The Magazine’s White Michael Vick Look Like, And Why Is He Here?
This is like a fucking car wreck… it’s terrible but I can’t stop looking at wondering how the fuck it happened. This also apparently goes along with an article that the author specifically asked ESPN NOT to name “What if Michael Vick were white?” which they did anyway. The article raises some good, should-be-obvious points, but the picture kinda sours it. Then again nobody would’ve read it otherwise, so maybe ESPN knows what they’re doing.
The Heat sold their souls, Lebron would never get a Ring without The Devil's Help!
Back from my weekend :)
I’m OFFICIALLY going to Boston College! How exciting!
Sadly, in other news, I gave in to the temptations of food in Boston...
ON THAT 4-0 SWAG.. WE ARE FAR FROM DONE
lets go eagles
Sometimes I love my school.
AND SOMETIMES I FUCKING LOVE MY SCHOOL.
LMFAO SO I GUESS RIGHT NOW WE'LL GET ANOTHER DOUBLE PLAY