Don’t get me wrong. I fully expect the Pats to win tonight. Like, I’ll probably lose half a night’s sleep if the Dolphins somehow steal one of our rightful W’s. BUT I did some research and I found a little nugget that will hopefully preemptively destroy any ulcers if the worst should happen tonight to #12 and Crew:
Since 2001, the Patriots have lost in Week 1 only twice. Both times (2001 and 2003), the team went on to win the Super Bowl.
In a way, you could say it actually helps their chances if they lose tonight… aw fuck what am I saying. NINETEEN AND OH LET’S GOOOO