September 12, 2011
Don’t get me wrong.  I fully expect the Pats to win tonight.  Like, I’ll probably lose half a night’s sleep if the Dolphins somehow steal one of our rightful W’s.  BUT I did some research and I found a little nugget that will hopefully preemptively destroy any ulcers if the worst should happen tonight to #12 and Crew: Since 2001, the Patriots have lost in Week 1 only twice.  Both times (2001 and 2003), the team went on to win the Super Bowl.  In a way, you could say it actually helps their chances if they lose tonight… aw fuck what am I saying.  NINETEEN AND OH LET’S GOOOO Deuces

Don’t get me wrong.  I fully expect the Pats to win tonight.  Like, I’ll probably lose half a night’s sleep if the Dolphins somehow steal one of our rightful W’s.  BUT I did some research and I found a little nugget that will hopefully preemptively destroy any ulcers if the worst should happen tonight to #12 and Crew:

Since 2001, the Patriots have lost in Week 1 only twice.  Both times (2001 and 2003), the team went on to win the Super Bowl. 

In a way, you could say it actually helps their chances if they lose tonight… aw fuck what am I saying.  NINETEEN AND OH LET’S GOOOO

Deuces

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